Characters
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Need someone on your team to play Trivial Pursuit? Patty’s your bear. He is a great leader of animals, owing mainly to his belief that he is the reincarnation of the late, great WWII General Patton.
Of course he feels that he is not just any incarnation of George S. Patton, but specifically the Academy Award winning George C Scott film version. Sadly, no one believes him. But it’s not important for them to know. It’s only important for him to know. |
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CB isn’t paranoid, he’s justified. He knows what everyone else refuses to believe. "The Man" isn’t just making the rules, they’re also performing experiments to control us. Unfortunately, due to the heavy testing he’s had to undergo, he has becoming addicted to many of the chemicals they once pumped into his rebellious body. Just because he’s paranoid, doesn’t mean they aren’t out to get you. |
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After striking out with the only other Beaver in the forest, Brenda; Bud fell for a leafy beauty named Mable. Literally. He tripped over her one day while lamenting his loneliness. It was love at first site. Although the other forest dwellers don’t quite understands their interspecies love, they still accept Bud and his eccentricities.
Bud is often the one that makes the other critters stop in their tracks with some of his remarks, he is still very nice and polite. Which is probably why everyone thinks he’s a sick-o. |
| Brian has a hankerin’ for chicken. The hunger drives him insane. He chases chicken after chicken, only to be outsmarted, outgunned, and outclassed in the end. He doesn’t always get his fix, so just about anything ends up in his mouth. Everyone is a little afraid of what Brian is capable of, especially when he’s on an all weekend chicken bender. Patty has been overheard to say, "That critter just ain’t right in the head." |
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These two squirrels are a pair of the sweetest and nicest animals in the forest. Mac and Dameon cruise the bad areas of town trying to get into any club that won’t try and put them on the menu. They don’t always understand what’s going on but the beat makes them feel funky.
Mac is a leader on the local karaoke seen and is known to hoard free bar nuts. Oddly enough they are popular with the ladies. |
| The chickens have no real individuality. The Chicken Collective is thought to have ties to "The Man," though no proof has surfaced. They are a militant group that follow the lead of only one, a mysterious Chicken known as "The General."
He drives the chickens to take parts of the forest into their dominion. They strike without warning. The rest of their animals steer clear of their area. Accept for Brian, an unlikely opposing force against the Chicken Collective. |
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