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99 Acre Woods is a dilapidated, run-down, old national forest that hardly anyone goes to visit anymore. It used to be 100 acres before an unknown beaver destroyed an entire acre, causing the dead zone. It is the scourge of national forests. The animals who are sent there to live are the trouble makers of the national forest chain. This is the Alcatraz of national forests. Once you are left there, you’re stuck there. Its run by an aging forest ranger named Randle, who takes great pleasure in torturing the inhabitants of the woods. He has an assistant named Snitch, a python that is constantly spying on the animals who live there. The three main trouble makers of the woods are: Patty: a bear who believes he is the reincarnation of General George Patton (but only the George C Scott version). CB: a beatnik, white rabbit, who continuously spouts off conspiracy theories. Bud: a gender-challenged beaver with a bizarre plant fetish. They and their friends spend their days tormenting their fellow forest inhabitants, while besting the ranger and his traitorous sidekick. |
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